{"product_id":"lesbosaurus-unisex-sweatshirt","title":"Lesbosaurus Unisex Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.08em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Lesbosaurus has emerged, and she is magnificently prehistoric.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA colorful dinosaur and pink “LESBOSAURUS” lettering make a queer pun into a character you might actually want to meet. The joke is silly in a very deliberate way. It treats lesbian identity as a source of play rather than a category that must always be solemnly explained.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to a casual gathering, a cold walk, or the friend’s place where an absurd animal graphic will get the right response. The dinosaur gives the word its punchline before anyone finishes reading. It is friendly, loud, and a little gloriously unreasonable on a simple crewneck. Her arrival is unlikely to be subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are many ways to be lesbian, and this cartoon is not trying to represent all of them. It is a bit of in-group joy for the person who happens to love dinosaurs, puns, and clothing that makes another queer person laugh. The wearer decides how much of the joke to share.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dinosaur is not here to teach a history lesson or make anyone more palatable. She is here because “Lesbosaurus” is a ridiculous, excellent word and deserves an appropriately colorful creature. If somebody laughs when they spot her, the garment has done its work. You can enjoy the grin too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 36px; border-top: 1px solid #d9d9d9; margin: 32px auto 20px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 0.85em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"font-size: 0.9em; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit with no center crease\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 24px 0 8px; font-size: 0.85em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 0.9em; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003eThis is a classic-fit unisex sweatshirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and sleeve from the center back. Compare these garment measurements with a sweatshirt you own; choose a larger size for a roomier fit. 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